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In to the garden nice and green
With only me and my Vaseline
And my dreams of you
I’d be a girl for you

I’m saving my money for the operation
Not even buying food, I’m approaching starvation
So that I can be
A skinny pretty girl for you

Like the ones in the magazines
All those skeletal beauty queens
In the magazines
Waxed steroid boys and skeletal beauty queens

Now they’ve cut off my dick
And I wear a dress
And if you never ask me then you’ll never guess
I once was a boy
But I became a girl for you
For you

In to the garden nice and green
With only me and my naughty magazine
And my dreams of you
I cut off my dick for you

But then you told me that you didn’t like girls in that way
Why did you wait to tell me that you were gay
If only you’d told me before I had the surgery
That you weren’t afraid of a little bit of buggery
So I cried for a while
But then my tears became a smile
I had a plan
You could be a girl for me

And we’ll be happy lesbian lovers
You and me happy lesbian lovers
We’ll get motorbikes and cruise the country side
You and me we’ll be happy lesbian lovers

Yeah we’ll be happy lesbian lovers
You and me happy lesbian lovers
We’ll get labradors and always wear overalls
You and me we’ll be happy lesbian lovers
You and me

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from Junction Street Demos, released March 12, 2008

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Eric Kuhlmann Adelaide, Australia

Queer bear punk singer/songwriter from Adelaide, Australia.

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