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Took a train to Texas
All the way from Australia
Saw sheep, then fish, then cows

I skulled tecquila
With the cast of Dallas
JR tried to stick his dick in my mouth

I was surviving
On hot dogs and chille
Got arrested for sneezing into the flag

But it wasn't my fault
That it was spring time
And my hay fever was really bad

In jail I met a guy called Bif
Who was in for holding up a tupperware party

But it wasn't his fault
They wouldn't believe him
That the buses were running late that day

He was a tattooed afro american
Half korean half mexican half iraqi half irish
Steroid ingesting pagan buddhist from Nevada
Who never hurt a fly

He was a tattooed afro american
Half korean half mexican half iraqi half irish
Steroid ingesting pagan buddhist from Nevada
With a third ear that the aliens wacked on
Right between his eyes

We decided to escape
We'd dig a hole to China

But we took a wrong turn
Somewhere left of Cuba
And ended up back in Australia

Bif got arrested
For not covering all his ears
When a bad cop called him nigger

The poor bugger
He had three ears
But he only ever had two hands

He was a tattooed afro american
Half korean half mexican half iraqi half irish
Steroid ingesting pagan buddhist from Nevada
But he went quietly
He was deaf in his third ear

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from Junction Street Demos, released March 12, 2008

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