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Stumpy Songs

by Eric Kuhlmann

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1.
Mr Harvey 02:35
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Let’s take him home and fuck him So said Mr Harvey So they took me home and fucked me And the rest is history Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Let’s take him home and fuck him So said Mr Harvey So they took me home and fucked me And the rest is history Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey I was in the courtyard pilling off my face Smoking and drinking and feeling out of place Then I spied them looking and they were to my taste Next minute we’re kissing and the rest is a haze Let’s take him home and fuck him So said Mr Harvey So they took me home and fucked me And the rest is history Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey When he’s in the kitchen he can truly boast He makes a mighty fine spit roast With me in the middle, it’s what I like the most With my lover in my arms, to Luke we owe a toast So here’s to Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Let’s take him home and fuck him So said Mr Harvey So they took me home and fucked me And the rest is history Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Let’s take him home and fuck him So said Mr Harvey So they took me home and fucked me And the rest is history Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey Yeah Mr Harvey We love Mr Harvey
2.
I Love You 05:14
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I love you like I love stout I love you like I love hash I love you like I love vodka And it's you that I wanna pash I love you like I love beer I love you like I love sex I love you like I love cheese And you've got sexy sweat I love you like I love dogs I love you like I love pills I love you like I love dope And you cure all my ills I love you God how I love you I want you Fuck mate I want you But you're 1000 k's away So I can't be with you every day The way I want to Because I love you Yeah I love you You And only you I love you like I love ice cream I love you like I love meat I love you like I love duck And it's you that I wanna fuck I love you like I love E's I love you like I love speed I love you like I love cones And it's you that I need I love you like I love song I love you like I love sunshine I love you like I love flowers And I'm so glad that you're all mine I love you God how I love you I want you Fuck mate I want you But you're 1000 k's away So I can't be with you everyday The way I'd like to Because I love you Yeah I live you You And only you
3.
Drunk On You 03:05
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I’m drunk on you Positively drunk on you I no longer need booze Now that I got you I’m drunk on you Completely drunk on you And if I were forced to choose I wouldn’t choose beer, I’d choose you And coming from an old school piss head like me It’s a mighty big call, it’ll go down in history As the love that bankrupted the brewery ‘Cause I don’t need beer when you’re holding on to me I’m drunk on you Positively drunk on you I no longer need booze Now that I got you I’m drunk on you Completely drunk on you And if I were forced to choose I wouldn’t choose beer, I’d choose you Just one look and you get me off my face If you were the prize then I’d surely win the race Safe in your arms, there is no better place One lick of your armpits and I’m bubbling up in to space I’m drunk on you Positively drunk on you I no longer need booze Now that I got you I’m drunk on you Completely drunk on you And if I were forced to choose I wouldn’t choose beer, I’d choose you I’m drunk on you I’m drunk on you I’m drunk on you I’m drunk on you
4.
Dinking 03:13
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Dinking me all the way to the sea We’ll get naked in the sun Leaving dick prints in the sand You and me we’ll have some fun Dinking me all the way to the park We’ll roll around under a tree With the gentle breeze on our stubbled heads Panting mixed with the rustling of leaves Dinking me Dinking you Dinking me Dinking you Dinking, dinking Dinking, it’s what we do Dinking me all the way to the shop Dodging the trams and the dogs and the prams We’ll get a drink and a lolly pop Then fuck in the freezer with the frozen hams Dinking me all the way to the pub We’ll play pool and get really drunk Surrounded by hot sweaty hairy men But you’ll always be my number one spunk Dinking me Dinking you Dinking me Dinking you Dinking, dinking Dinking, it’s what we do Me and you
5.
Listening 02:46
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I love listening to you snore As long as it's not 'cause I'm a bore And as long as it's not 5am When I haven't been able to sleep all night I love listening to you snore I love listening to you sleep It's a sound that I would like to keep For instant replay when you're miles away It makes me wish that I could stay I love listening to you sleep I love listening to you cum You always sound like you're having so much fun I'd like to hear it every night But to get to you is a costly flight I love listening to you cum I love listening to you snore I want more more more Maybe one day it'll be every night I'd always be able to hold you tight I love listening to you snore

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In 2009 Eric Kuhlmann met Stumpy. They fell in love and Eric wrote and recorded these songs.

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released December 9, 2009

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Eric Kuhlmann Adelaide, Australia

Queer bear punk singer/songwriter from Adelaide, Australia.

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